You see, it's dying from some kind of dick dehydration and needs a drink, any drink, to survive. He sends an address in an odd part of town-like, adjacent from Beverly Hills adjacent. So now was my chance! My chance to pay a stranger to give me the least satisfying sexual act on the sexual activity tree for lots and lots of money. I'd been scoping out the site for months, but I felt too ashamed to actually pay for someone to jerk me off, especially because I used to get it for free.īut I couldn't ignore my reality, which is that I was a mildly overweight gay boy with cerebral palsy, and there was a distinct chance I might never get laid again. Insert: MassageM4M, a website specializing in connecting men like moi with guys who can offer me an erotic release. Still, the kiss acts like an electric shock throughout my entire body, and I know I need physical contact again soon or else my penis might just detach itself from my body. Actually, that's not true-he sent an emoji of a red balloon, whatever that means, and then off to the virtual graveyard he went.
Sadly, Mushroom Boy never texted me back after our kiss. In fact, I'm laughing now just thinking about it.
